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http://trollscience.com/troll/view/7636

Only for a while.

Trollscience will help me deal with the feel bad thing. As in doing something that would make you feel bad but you do it and it doesn't because you had foreseen it and thus previously acquired some magnets or something.

That's not a circle, though.
Circles have no corners.
The sky is blue.

>The sky is blue.

Even to infinity that will never be a true circle.

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Here's something that spits in the face of everything your high school physics teacher taught you: http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146

Oh great, now I have to listen to jesus freaks claim this discredits all science and proves the existence of god.

Semantics. They are using semantics to trick to your vulnerable canuckistani mind.

Absolute zero is complete absence of movement in the particles. By definition, you cannot have a particle crossing the line of absolute not-movement. That would be trollific. Like winning the Internet. Or in other words, having no energy at all and expect it to cross the line of no energy at all.Trollscience. If you has no moneys in your pockets, you cannot lose moneys from your pockets.

*Real* absolute zero does not happen in nature. Thing is, particles do not move all togheter with the exact amount of energy, and "temperature" is measured as an statistical value of the whole lot, so zero degrees kelvin, like any other temperature, is in practice an statistical data.

Vahir wrote:

Here's something that spits in the face of everything your high school physics teacher taught you: http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146

Or in my case college since I skipped high school physics. And even then it doesn't.

maegalodonus wrote:

*Real* absolute zero does not happen in nature. Thing is, particles do not move all togheter with the exact amount of energy, and "temperature" is measured as an statistical value of the whole lot, so zero degrees kelvin, like any other temperature, is in practice an statistical data.

Real absolute zero is only hypothesized to be possible under any conditions, not just nature. In all likely hood it is impossible to remove all energy from an atom.

Also its worth noting that the fact that temperatures could wrap around like that supports the idea that the universe is a computer simulation and we simply reached the storage limit of a variable causing it to return a negative instead.

Lord Moe wrote:

Real absolute zero is only hypothesized to be possible under any conditions, not just nature. In all likely hood it is impossible to remove all energy from an atom.

Agreed.

Lord Moe wrote:

Also its worth noting that the fact that temperatures could wrap around like that supports the idea that the universe is a computer simulation and we simply reached the storage limit of a variable causing it to return a negative instead.

The more I look at it, the more sense it makes. Only sad thing is that whoever runs such simulation must be a really remarkably retarded fgt.

Cease this intelectual talk at once!

Cats are not good at stuff like that.

How about we talk about boobs?

>Cats are not good at stuff like that.

Cats are masters of wormhole travel and are capable of controlling probability allowing them to walk through objects.

>How about we talk about boobs?

Then again, boobs are awesome.

Lord Moe wrote:

Cats are masters of wormhole travel and are capable of controlling probability allowing them to walk through objects.

Yes, but to be fair, we stole much of that knowledge from penguins.

Lord Moe wrote:

again, boobs are awesome.

Hades III wrote:

Lord Moe wrote:

again, boobs are awesome.

Spoiler:

right, you're a cat...