Djeza Forum God
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| Subject: One for the record books :D Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:45 pm | |
| HER maybe you've heard it before, but this ones a keeper MOSCOW - a russian robber was overpowered by his intended victim a female shop owner who tied him up stripped him naked and used him as a sex slave for three days, according to mail online victor jasinski, 32 admitted to police that he went to the shop, a hair salon with the intention of robbing it, he was overcome by owner olga zajac, 28 who was a black belt in karate it came in handy when jasinski stormed into her buisness and tried to rob her, one well placed kick from zajac was all it took to floor the hapless hood - but that was just the beginning of his troubles police say zajac dragged the semi-councious man into the back and tied him to the radiator with hair dryer cable she stripped him plied him with viagra and used him as a sex slave to "teach him a lesson" - she released him after three days inexplicably nevertheless jasinski ran crying to the police "what a bastard" she told officers when they arrived to question her "yes we had sex a couple of times, but i bought him new jeans gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left" - both were arrested the only thing i would have been complaining about would be the viagra (because it hurts your dick to be erect for too long) | |
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Dobrozek Forum God
Posts : 3254 Derp : 13 Join date : 2011-05-01 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:34 pm | |
| I heard this weeks ago, still funny | |
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Porosus Forum Addict
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| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:08 pm | |
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Pertazeta Forum God
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| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:21 am | |
| - Porosus wrote:
- I'd do her
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Balkan Forum God
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| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:48 pm | |
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Dobrozek Forum God
Posts : 3254 Derp : 13 Join date : 2011-05-01 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:15 pm | |
| The photo doesn't look like Russia. Looks like America, kind of. | |
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Lord Moe Forum God
Posts : 1843 Derp : 11 Join date : 2010-08-22
| Subject: Re: One for the record books :D Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:37 pm | |
| > http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2013874/Holly-Piggott-Pregnant-teen-drinks-32-units-week.html
> http://www.metro.co.uk/news/869021-pregnant-teenager-i-go-out-drinking-five-nights-a-week-to-stop-boredom
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